What Did Pepito Ask His Teacher?
Pepito raised his hand, curious and bright,
“Miss, can a mouse and a dog have a child?”
The teacher chuckled, “Where’d you get that idea?”
Pepito replied, “My mom said, ‘It’s real, take heed!’
The rat from our house had a pup with the dog next door!’”
The teacher laughed, shaking her head in surprise,
“Pepito, you really have a wild imagination!”
“Miss, can a mouse and a dog have a child?”
The teacher chuckled, “Where’d you get that idea?”
Pepito replied, “My mom said, ‘It’s real, take heed!’
The rat from our house had a pup with the dog next door!’”
The teacher laughed, shaking her head in surprise,
“Pepito, you really have a wild imagination!”
THE MOST VIRAL JOKES OF THE YEAR
Grandma walks in and sees her 25-year-old granddaughter
completely naked.
“My dear, why are you without any clothes?”
The young girl replies,
“Oh, Grandma, this is just my love suit!”
The next day, Grandma wakes up without any clothes on.
Grandpa asks,
“Wow, darling, why are you nude?”
She grins and says,
“Oh, honey, this is just my love suit!”
“Well, at least you could have ironed it!”
completely naked.
“My dear, why are you without any clothes?”
The young girl replies,
“Oh, Grandma, this is just my love suit!”
The next day, Grandma wakes up without any clothes on.
Grandpa asks,
“Wow, darling, why are you nude?”
She grins and says,
“Oh, honey, this is just my love suit!”
“Well, at least you could have ironed it!”
The Best Jokes of the Month
Mom asked Pepito,
“If there are four pigeons on a roof,
and you throw a rock and hit one,
how many are left?”
Pepito grinned and said,
“None, because they’d all fly away!”
“Ah, you clever little rascal!”
“The answer is three, Pepito,
but I like the way you think!”
“Thanks, Mom! Can I ask you a question?”
“Sure, Pepito.”
“In an ice cream shop,
there are three women eating ice cream,
one is licking,
one is biting,
and one is sucking.
Which one is married?”
“Hmm, I don’t know…”
“Shouldn’t it be the one who sucks?”
“No, it’s the one with the ring!”
“But I like how you think!”
“If there are four pigeons on a roof,
and you throw a rock and hit one,
how many are left?”
Pepito grinned and said,
“None, because they’d all fly away!”
“Ah, you clever little rascal!”
“The answer is three, Pepito,
but I like the way you think!”
“Thanks, Mom! Can I ask you a question?”
“Sure, Pepito.”
“In an ice cream shop,
there are three women eating ice cream,
one is licking,
one is biting,
and one is sucking.
Which one is married?”
“Hmm, I don’t know…”
“Shouldn’t it be the one who sucks?”
“No, it’s the one with the ring!”
“But I like how you think!”
The Most Viral Jokes of the Year
In the middle of a flight,
suddenly the flight attendant bursts in,
“Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a situation!
All our wings have gone up in flames!”
The passengers start screaming like crazy,
but she quickly reassures us,
“Don’t panic!
We still have plenty of thighs and breasts left!”
suddenly the flight attendant bursts in,
“Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a situation!
All our wings have gone up in flames!”
The passengers start screaming like crazy,
but she quickly reassures us,
“Don’t panic!
We still have plenty of thighs and breasts left!”
The Best Jokes of the Month
Pepito walks up to a beautiful lady of the night,
and says, “Hey there, how much for services?”
She replies, “10,000 pesos.”
Pepito thinks, “I’ll give you 15,000,
but only if you do for me what Yolanda does.”
and says, “Hey there, how much for services?”
She replies, “10,000 pesos.”
Pepito thinks, “I’ll give you 15,000,
but only if you do for me what Yolanda does.”
They negotiate the price and head to the nearest hotel.
After a thorough 4-hour session, she says,
“That’ll be 15,000.”
Pepito quickly responds, “Aren’t you going to do
what Yolanda does?”
The lady, confused, asks,
“And what does that crazy girl do?”
Pepito grins and replies,
“She lets me pay on credit!”
The Best Jokes of the Month
“Hey Paco, don’t forget to grab the bread when you get off work!”
“Oh, by the way, Mary is here and she sends her regards!”
“Mary Marta? I just wanted to check if you were listening!”
“Oh wow, that’s surprising! I’m with Mary right now!”
“I thought you saw us! Where are you?”
“In the bakery, close to the house!”
“Wait for me there, I’m on my way!”
“Paco, I’m at the bakery and I can’t see you!”
“Where are you?”
“At work, Marta! Since you’re there, just buy the bread and stop staring!”
“Oh, by the way, Mary is here and she sends her regards!”
“Mary Marta? I just wanted to check if you were listening!”
“Oh wow, that’s surprising! I’m with Mary right now!”
“I thought you saw us! Where are you?”
“In the bakery, close to the house!”
“Wait for me there, I’m on my way!”
“Paco, I’m at the bakery and I can’t see you!”
“Where are you?”
“At work, Marta! Since you’re there, just buy the bread and stop staring!”
The Best One-Liner Jokes
She asked, “So, you’re a doctor, right?”
“Oh, yes! My specialty is anesthesia!”
“Wow, how did you guess?”
“Well, during our ‘session’, I felt absolutely nothing!”
“Oh, yes! My specialty is anesthesia!”
“Wow, how did you guess?”
“Well, during our ‘session’, I felt absolutely nothing!”
The Best Jokes of the Season
One day, Little Johnny runs into class crying,
“Oh Miss, you won’t believe what happened on my way here!”
The teacher, concerned, asks, “What is it, Johnny?”
He replies, “I was robbed!”
“Oh no, Johnny! What did they take?”
With a dramatic sigh, he wails, “My homework, Miss! They stole my homework!”
“Oh Miss, you won’t believe what happened on my way here!”
The teacher, concerned, asks, “What is it, Johnny?”
He replies, “I was robbed!”
“Oh no, Johnny! What did they take?”
With a dramatic sigh, he wails, “My homework, Miss! They stole my homework!”
Drunk Husband’s Confession
Once, a husband came home,
completely wasted,
and told his wife, “My love,
get ready tonight,
I’m going to give you a wild ride!”
She replied, “Oh really, sweetheart?
How’s that?”
He grinned and said,
“Well, let’s just say,
you’ll be left feeling
like a red hot chili pepper!”
completely wasted,
and told his wife, “My love,
get ready tonight,
I’m going to give you a wild ride!”
She replied, “Oh really, sweetheart?
How’s that?”
He grinned and said,
“Well, let’s just say,
you’ll be left feeling
like a red hot chili pepper!”
THE BEST JOKES OF PEPITO!
The flight attendant strolls down the aisle,
spots a young man looking nervous.
“I can tell you’re anxious,
is it your first time flying?”
“Yes, ma’am,” he replies,
“But don’t you worry, everything will be fine.”
“Just one question, though.
If the plane catches fire,
where do we exit? Through the TV?”
spots a young man looking nervous.
“I can tell you’re anxious,
is it your first time flying?”
“Yes, ma’am,” he replies,
“But don’t you worry, everything will be fine.”
“Just one question, though.
If the plane catches fire,
where do we exit? Through the TV?”