THE MOST VIRAL JOKES OF THE YEAR
Pepito hopped on the bus and sat next to a man.
A few minutes later, the bus suddenly stopped, and Pepito slipped off his seat.
The man grabbed him by the arm, seated him again, and said, “Hold on tight, buddy!”
Moments later, the bus stopped again, and Pepito slid off once more.
The man caught him and said, “I told you to hold on tight, kid! You’ll fall!”
Five minutes passed, and again the bus stopped; Pepito slid off his seat once more.
The man exclaimed, “Kid, if you don’t hang on tight, you’ll be falling at every stop!”
Pepito replied, “I’ve been trying to get off this bus for three stops now, and you won’t let me!”
A few minutes later, the bus suddenly stopped, and Pepito slipped off his seat.
The man grabbed him by the arm, seated him again, and said, “Hold on tight, buddy!”
Moments later, the bus stopped again, and Pepito slid off once more.
The man caught him and said, “I told you to hold on tight, kid! You’ll fall!”
Five minutes passed, and again the bus stopped; Pepito slid off his seat once more.
The man exclaimed, “Kid, if you don’t hang on tight, you’ll be falling at every stop!”
Pepito replied, “I’ve been trying to get off this bus for three stops now, and you won’t let me!”
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Pepito hopped on the bus and sat next to a man.
A few minutes later, the bus stopped suddenly, and Pepito slid off his seat.
The man grabbed his arm, helped him back up, and said, “Hold on tight, kid!”
After a while, the bus stopped abruptly again, and Pepito went sliding down once more.
The man caught him again, setting him back in place, “I told you to hang on, kid! You’re going to fall!”
Just five minutes later, the bus braked hard again
and Pepito slid off his seat yet again.
The man held him up and said, “Kid, if you don’t hold on tight, you’ll be falling at every stop!”
To which Pepito replied, “I’ve been trying to get off this bus for three stops now, and you just won’t let me!”
A few minutes later, the bus stopped suddenly, and Pepito slid off his seat.
The man grabbed his arm, helped him back up, and said, “Hold on tight, kid!”
After a while, the bus stopped abruptly again, and Pepito went sliding down once more.
The man caught him again, setting him back in place, “I told you to hang on, kid! You’re going to fall!”
Just five minutes later, the bus braked hard again
and Pepito slid off his seat yet again.
The man held him up and said, “Kid, if you don’t hold on tight, you’ll be falling at every stop!”
To which Pepito replied, “I’ve been trying to get off this bus for three stops now, and you just won’t let me!”
The Clever Farmer’s Dilemma
Once upon a time, there was this farmer, a bit silly, you see,
who bought a super fancy 4×4 truck, oh my, what a spree!
On the day he took it for a spin with his wife by his side,
He left the keys locked inside—it was quite the ride!
He turned to his wife and said, “Let’s find a stone, let’s go wild!”
“Always solving problems with muscle, oh, my little child!”
“Don’t be so stubborn, look, the window’s cracked just a little,
Search for a wire, pull the latch—this is no riddle!”
But the man searched in vain, try as he might,
His wife yelled, “Just stretch more, honey, don’t give up the fight!”
“Wait, can’t you see, I really can’t reach in?”
“Come on, just push harder, or we’ll never get in!”
With patience running thin, she sighed, caught in despair,
“From the inside it’s oh so simple, but from out here, it’s a nightmare!”
who bought a super fancy 4×4 truck, oh my, what a spree!
On the day he took it for a spin with his wife by his side,
He left the keys locked inside—it was quite the ride!
He turned to his wife and said, “Let’s find a stone, let’s go wild!”
“Always solving problems with muscle, oh, my little child!”
“Don’t be so stubborn, look, the window’s cracked just a little,
Search for a wire, pull the latch—this is no riddle!”
But the man searched in vain, try as he might,
His wife yelled, “Just stretch more, honey, don’t give up the fight!”
“Wait, can’t you see, I really can’t reach in?”
“Come on, just push harder, or we’ll never get in!”
With patience running thin, she sighed, caught in despair,
“From the inside it’s oh so simple, but from out here, it’s a nightmare!”
OLD MAN WITH YOUNG GIRLFRIEND HAHA
The old man walks into the doctor’s office,
and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a young girlfriend
and I want to get married, but here’s the issue:
when I start the first round, I’m doing fine,
by the second round, I’m out of breath,
and by the third round, cramps start hitting me,
and by the fourth round, I collapse like a sack of potatoes!”
The doctor replies, “But how old are you?”
“85 years old, doctor!”
The doctor shakes his head, “At your age,
what more do you want, you wild thing?”
And the old man smiles, saying,
“I just want to climb the stairs
to the fifth floor, where she lives!”
and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a young girlfriend
and I want to get married, but here’s the issue:
when I start the first round, I’m doing fine,
by the second round, I’m out of breath,
and by the third round, cramps start hitting me,
and by the fourth round, I collapse like a sack of potatoes!”
The doctor replies, “But how old are you?”
“85 years old, doctor!”
The doctor shakes his head, “At your age,
what more do you want, you wild thing?”
And the old man smiles, saying,
“I just want to climb the stairs
to the fifth floor, where she lives!”
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Pepito rushed home from college,
Excited to tell his dad the news.
“Dad, I scored a 7.2 on my exam!”
“That’s great, son! What was it in?”
“Alcohol tests, they took your car!”
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“Hey old man, do you remember when we were young lovers?”
“Of course, my dear! We were wild!
We made love everywhere!”
“Oh remember that wall? We did it there daily!
Sneaking around like perverts!”
“Hey, old man, what if we relived those days?”
“Let’s do it, as long as our bodies can handle it!”
The old couple sneaks to the wall,
and starts their little adventure.
The old lady gets excited and shouts,
“Oh sweetie! Oh sweetie!”
The old man is on fire, thrilled!
“Wow, back in our youth,
You never screamed as much as today!”
“That’s because the wall wasn’t electrified back then!”
“Of course, my dear! We were wild!
We made love everywhere!”
“Oh remember that wall? We did it there daily!
Sneaking around like perverts!”
“Hey, old man, what if we relived those days?”
“Let’s do it, as long as our bodies can handle it!”
The old couple sneaks to the wall,
and starts their little adventure.
The old lady gets excited and shouts,
“Oh sweetie! Oh sweetie!”
The old man is on fire, thrilled!
“Wow, back in our youth,
You never screamed as much as today!”
“That’s because the wall wasn’t electrified back then!”
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Three mice were playing a game,
arguing who was the true alpha male.
One said, “I’m tougher than you guys!
If a human puts poison, I drink it with my coffee,
I like my coffee strong, and I go on with my day!”
The next one shrugs and replies,
“That’s nothing! When humans set a trap,
I dismantle it with my teeth like it’s child’s play!”
Then the last mouse grins and says,
“Hey buddy, I’ve got places to be,
I have a date with a hot feline tonight!”
arguing who was the true alpha male.
One said, “I’m tougher than you guys!
If a human puts poison, I drink it with my coffee,
I like my coffee strong, and I go on with my day!”
The next one shrugs and replies,
“That’s nothing! When humans set a trap,
I dismantle it with my teeth like it’s child’s play!”
Then the last mouse grins and says,
“Hey buddy, I’ve got places to be,
I have a date with a hot feline tonight!”
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A donkey dies right in front of a priest’s house.
After three days, the donkey is still there,
and the priest can’t stand the smell anymore.
He calls the police chief and says,
“Hey, isn’t someone going to deal with this donkey
in front of my house?”
The police chief, who is quite witty, replies,
“But Father, isn’t it your job to look after the dead?”
“Yes, that’s true,” the priest says,
“but it’s also my obligation to inform the family!”
After three days, the donkey is still there,
and the priest can’t stand the smell anymore.
He calls the police chief and says,
“Hey, isn’t someone going to deal with this donkey
in front of my house?”
The police chief, who is quite witty, replies,
“But Father, isn’t it your job to look after the dead?”
“Yes, that’s true,” the priest says,
“but it’s also my obligation to inform the family!”
JOKE OF THE THIEVES HAHA
A thief breaks into a bank and takes all the cash from the register.
As he’s leaving, he spots a customer and says,
“Hey you, did you see me rob?”
The customer replies, “Yeah, just a glance!”
The thief smacks him on the head and goes to another customer.
“And you, did you see me take anything?”
The other customer nervously responds, “I didn’t see a thing, sir,
but my mother-in-law saw everything!
She even took pictures with her phone!”
As he’s leaving, he spots a customer and says,
“Hey you, did you see me rob?”
The customer replies, “Yeah, just a glance!”
The thief smacks him on the head and goes to another customer.
“And you, did you see me take anything?”
The other customer nervously responds, “I didn’t see a thing, sir,
but my mother-in-law saw everything!
She even took pictures with her phone!”
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“Hey babe, in the morning, I skip breakfast thinking of you.”
“Wow, Pepito, how romantic!”
“And in the afternoon, I skip lunch dreaming of you, my hot mama.”
“Oh no, Pepito, you’re making me blush!”
“At night, I can’t sleep…”
“Are you thinking of me, my love?”
“Of course not, it’s because I’m so hungry!
Get out of my head, you’re blocking my appetite!”
“Wow, Pepito, how romantic!”
“And in the afternoon, I skip lunch dreaming of you, my hot mama.”
“Oh no, Pepito, you’re making me blush!”
“At night, I can’t sleep…”
“Are you thinking of me, my love?”
“Of course not, it’s because I’m so hungry!
Get out of my head, you’re blocking my appetite!”