THE BEST JOKES
“I’m a man of the church.
I even slept with my wife only after we got married!”
The other guy thinks for a moment and replies,
“Honestly, I don’t know your wife’s name,
but I’ve been with a lot of them!”
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“Sir, I need to complain,
You paid me $000 less in my paycheck!”
The boss replies, “I understand, Garcia,
But you didn’t complain much last month,
When I accidentally paid you $1000 extra!”
The employee chuckles,
“Well, you see, boss,
One mistake, I can let slide,
But two? Now that’s pushing it!”
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Hey Dad, what’s a pre-heart attack?
It’s when you reach for your pocket
and you don’t feel your phone.
So what’s a heart attack?
Oh son, that’s when you realize
your partner has it in their hand
and it’s unlocked!
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checking on his hen, Margarita.
“Margarita, let’s see what we have today!”
But when Pepito checked the eggs,
he found one empty and hollow.
“Oh no, Margarita! I’ll come back tomorrow.”
Maybe it’s the stress!
The next day, Pepito returned,
checking on Margarita once more.
Again, an empty shell awaited him,
“Ay no, Margarita! You’re not eating right!”
On the third day, he came back yet again,
and guess what? Same old story!
The angry hen clucked at Pepito,
“The problem has to be that damn rooster!”
Pepito scratched his head,
“The rooster? Why?”
“Because that sly guy must be using protection!”
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“Doctor, I have a problem—every time
I drink coffee, my eye hurts.”
The doctor examines him and asks,
“Have you tried drinking it without
the spoon in the cup?”
The man pauses for a few seconds,
then says, “Now everything makes sense!”
OLD LADY JOKES
One turns and says, “Yuck! This milk’s so sour,
It tastes like it’s gone bad!”
The other one replies, “Well, so is your husband’s,
But you never complain!”
The Most Viral Jokes of the Year
when he bumped into two little old ladies.
They looked up and said, “Excuse us, young man,
could you tell us where the mummy museum is?”
Pepito grinned and replied, “Well, if you don’t know
how to get back, you probably shouldn’t have left!”
THE BEST JOKES OF THE SEASON
And without a word, removes all her clothes,
Standing there, like she just arrived in this world.
The dentist, completely stunned, stares for a moment,
Then says, “Ma’am, I’m a dentist, not a gynecologist!”
The woman replies, “I know, but you messed up my husband’s dentures,
So now, you’ll have to pull them out!”
THE BEST JOKES OF PEPITO!
A mother takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”
“It’s my daughter, Carla!” the mother exclaims.
“She won’t stop having cravings,
and she’s gaining weight! She’s sick most mornings!”
The doctor examines Carla carefully.
Then he turns to the mother and says,
“Well, I hate to break it to you,
but your daughter is about four months pregnant.”
“Pregnant? No way!” says the mother.
“She’s never even been alone with a man!”
Carla adds, “Mom, I’ve never even kissed a guy!”
The doctor looks out the window for a while.
After about five minutes, the mother finally asks,
“Is something wrong out there, doctor?”
No, not really,” he replies.
It’s just that the last time something like this happened,
a star appeared in the east,
and three wise men came over the hill!
Don’t let me miss it this time!
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all the toys but with a wicked twist.
In walks Carmelo, swinging the first door,
and what does he see? A room filled with beer galore!
“Alright, chubby,” he grins,
“You can stay here,
but hold off for a week on that beer, my dear.
Just one sip, and I’ll have you skewered,
like last Christmas when you got us all lured!”
Next up, Bruno comes strutting in,
peeking through the next door’s grin.
What awaits him? Mountains of cigarettes stacked high,
“Just last a week without a puff, or say goodbye!”
“One little drag, and you’ll be doomed to stay,
forever in hell with no smoke break play!”