THE BEST JOKES OF PEPITO!

A lawyer was rushing to a very important trial,
surrounded by a sea of cars and no parking in sight.
With only minutes to spare, he fell to his knees,
looked up to the heavens, and prayed,
“Oh Lord, please find me a parking spot,
and I promise to go to church every Sunday,
give up bad company and drinks on weekends,
and never cheat on my wife again,
and I’ll even stop sleeping with my married secretary!”
Miraculously, just then, a spot opened up right in front of him.
The lawyer gasped, “Oh wow, never mind God,
I’ve got one, but thanks anyway!”

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A nun was walking down the street at midnight,
when she flagged down a taxi.
She got in and told the driver her destination.
As they drove, the taxi driver kept glancing at her
in the rearview mirror.
The nun noticed and said, “Son, is there something you want to tell me?”
The driver hesitated, “Well, I have to confess,
I’ve always had a fantasy about being with a nun.”
“But there’s a problem… You must be Catholic?”
“Yes, yes, I’m Catholic!”
“And you must be single?”
“Yes, yes, I’m single!”
Shocked, the nun decided to go for it.
The driver excitedly pulled over in a dark alley.
After some time, he began to cry.
“What’s wrong, my son? Wasn’t it good?”
“It was great, but I’ve sinned, Mother!
I’m actually Jewish and I’m married!”
The nun chuckled, “No problem!
I’m not really a nun either.
My name is Paco and I’m headed to a costume party!”

The Car of My Father-in-law Hahaha

One day, a man checks into a hotel with his girlfriend,
and what does he see parked outside?
“Look at my father-in-law’s car!
I wonder who he came with?”
Curious, he strolls to the car,
and scratches the paint, thinking it’s a joke.
Later, he visits his father-in-law,
only to find him in a bad mood.
“What’s wrong, dear father-in-law?” he asks.
“Didn’t you know? I lent your wife the car,”
said the father-in-law, grumbling,
“so she could go to church,
and someone scratched the paint!”

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A nun walks into the gynecologist for a routine checkup.
The doctor examines her and says, “Congratulations, you’re pregnant!”
“Pregnant? That’s impossible! I’ve never been with a man!
My body belongs to the Holy Spirit!”
The doctor, hearing this, rushes to the window and peeks outside.
The nun, confused, asks, “What are you doing, doctor?”
The doctor replies, “Sister, the last time someone like you came in,
three wise men showed up and I’m not missing out this time!”

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Two crazy guys on the street,
crawling on all fours, one behind the other.
The one in the back holding a candle,
staring at the butt of the one in front.
A passerby stops and asks,
“What are you doing there?”
“We’re trying to figure out
what color farts are!”
“Oh, and what color are they?”
“I don’t know,
every time one of us lets it out,
it blows out the candle!”

PEPITO’S JOKE!! #humor #comedy #animation

Once upon a time, Pepito walked into the church,
shouting, “I’m selling eggs! I’m selling eggs!”
The priest, in the middle of his sermon, got mad
and yelled, “Get that kid out of here with those eggs!”
Pepito replied, “Not the eggs, please!
Just take them from my ear!”

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Pepito calls his teacher at 2 AM,
“Hello, Miss! Were you sleeping?”
“Of course, Pepito!”
He replies, “Look at the time! You were so sweetly asleep,
while I’m here, wide awake,
doing my homework, just me and my struggles!”

THE BEST JOKES ABOUT PEPITO!

Once upon a time, an old fisherman was lying
on a beautiful beach, his fishing rod resting
in the sand, enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun.
Along came a businessman, trying to relieve
his work stress, and he noticed the old fisherman.
Curious, he asked, “Why are you fishing
instead of working harder to make a living
for yourself and your family?”
The old fisherman smiled and replied, “And what
would I get from that?”
“Well, you’d get bigger nets and catch more fish!”
“And then what would I get?”
“You’d make money and be able to buy a boat!”
“And then what would I get?”
“You’d get a bigger boat, hire people to work for you!”
“And then what would I get?”
“You’d build a fleet of fishing boats, sail the world,
and let all your employees fish for you!”
“And then what would I get?”
“Don’t you see? You’d get so rich you’d never
have to work another day, just spend your days
watching the sunset without a worry in the world!”
“And what do you think I’m doing right now?”

The Most Viral Jokes of the Year

Three kids were playing, their names were
Nobody, Fool, and None.
One of them fell in the water,
Fool ran to get help,
While None tried to rescue him.
Fool reached the policeman and said,
“I need help! Nobody fell in the water,
And None is rescuing him!”
The officer looked puzzled and asked,
“Are you a fool?”
“Yes, sir, how did you know?”

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At three in the morning, a wealthy man
is enjoying his vacation in the Caribbean
when his phone rings.

“Good evening, boss,” says Juan, the foreman.
“Is everything okay, Juan?”

“Nothing serious, boss.
Just wanted to let you know, your kitten passed away.”

“My kitten?
What happened to my little cat?”

“Well, boss, he ate some rotten meat and it didn’t sit well.”

“And who gave him rotten meat?”
“Nobody, boss.

He found it by himself, from some dead horses
lying around.”

“Horses?
What happened to my horses?”

“You see, two of your thoroughbreds kicked the bucket
from carrying too much water.”

“And why were my thoroughbreds carrying water?”
“Well, boss, they were putting out a fire.”

“Fire?
What fire?”

“At your house, boss.
A candle fell under a curtain and set the place ablaze.”

“Candle?
Who lit a candle in my house? I have electricity!”

“It was one of the used candles from the wake.”

“Wake?
What wake?”

“Your mom’s wake, boss.
She showed up at dawn unannounced,
and I gave her a whack thinking she was a thief.”

“No way!”
“Oh come on, boss!

Don’t exaggerate,
you’re gonna get worked up over a cat?”